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Cristeria:
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the standard EV
High-energy eatery with a tavernlike vibe & a creative Pan-Asian menu from chef Dale Talde.
367 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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Blue Ribbon Brooklyn
Buzzy New American eatery with an expansive menu & oyster bar
280 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
Artichoke Basille's Pizza
Big slices with creamy artichoke topping & other twists
59 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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sushi Katsuei
Neighborhood sushi spot offering a variety of rolls plus a high-end omakase menu in a spare setting.
210 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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Miriam
Tel Aviv's Mediterranean flavors come to Park Slope via this Israeli eatery with a popular brunch.
79 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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luke’s lobster
Seafood counter serving Maine-style lobster rolls with toasted buns, plus clam chowder & microbrews.
237 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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the Dram shop
A lengthy list of beer & spirits, plus burgers, pool & shuffleboard, are the draws at this bar.
339 9th St, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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Bklyn larder
High-end deli featuring artisanal cheeses, salumi & provisions plus housemade prepared foods.
228 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
bua
You can be very loud and no one will hear you. Even if they do, no one will care
41 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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stone park café
Relaxed New American restaurant with a commitment to using seasonal, local ingredients.
324 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
la bagel delight
A selection of bagels, sandwiches & pastries
284 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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fonda
Contemporary Mexican cuisine & cocktails fuel a spirited scene at this popular Park Slope eatery.
434 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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double Windsor
Neighborhood craft beer bar with rotating drafts & hearty fare in a corner, window-wrapped setting.
210 Prospect Park West, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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rose water
This veteran go-to for New American fare with a local-seasonal focus is also known for its brunch.
787 Union St, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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convivium osteria
Upscale Mediterranean taverna featuring a farmhouse-like setting, a garden & a wine cellar.
68 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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brookvin
Local Park Slope wine bar also serving cocktails & a cheese, charcuterie & small-plates menu.
381 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
empellon
162 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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al di la
Northern Italian mainstay with an intimate, old-world-inspired dining room & an attached wine bar.
248 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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giovanni’s Brooklyn eats
Seasonal menus of classic Italian eats star at this warm, cozy restaurant
1657 8th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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dizzy’s
Funky cash-only eatery catering to families & locals with gourmet takes on diner fare.
230 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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Song
Elegant Thai eatery presenting Siamese cuisine in a minimalist, patio-equipped setting.
295 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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Naruto ramen
Traditional Japanese ramen noodles & soups, for takeout or slurping at one of its 14 bar seats.
1596 3rd Ave, New York, NY 10128
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5ive Spice Tacos & Banh Mi
Counter-serve option offering pho & tacos with Vietnamese twist in a comfy, relaxed setting.
52 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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Patsy’s Pizzeria
Local pizzeria chain serving brick-oven pies, pasta & calzones in a relaxed setting since 1933.
450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Honorable mentions. Because they don't quit fit the criteria but...
fishcheeks
Because I want to grab onto those fish handles for balance
450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Patsy’s Pizzeria
Local pizzeria chain serving brick-oven pies, pasta & calzones in a relaxed setting since 1933.
450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Patsy’s Pizzeria
Local pizzeria chain serving brick-oven pies, pasta & calzones in a relaxed setting since 1933.
450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217