best restaurant bathrooms to f*ck in
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Cristeria:
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the standard EV
High-energy eatery with a tavernlike vibe & a creative Pan-Asian menu from chef Dale Talde.
367 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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Blue Ribbon Brooklyn
Buzzy New American eatery with an expansive menu & oyster bar
280 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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Artichoke Basille's Pizza
Big slices with creamy artichoke topping & other twists
59 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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sushi Katsuei
Neighborhood sushi spot offering a variety of rolls plus a high-end omakase menu in a spare setting.
210 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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Miriam
Tel Aviv's Mediterranean flavors come to Park Slope via this Israeli eatery with a popular brunch.
79 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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luke’s lobster
Seafood counter serving Maine-style lobster rolls with toasted buns, plus clam chowder & microbrews.
237 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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the Dram shop
A lengthy list of beer & spirits, plus burgers, pool & shuffleboard, are the draws at this bar.
339 9th St, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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Bklyn larder
High-end deli featuring artisanal cheeses, salumi & provisions plus housemade prepared foods.
228 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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bua
You can be very loud and no one will hear you. Even if they do, no one will care
41 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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stone park café
Relaxed New American restaurant with a commitment to using seasonal, local ingredients.
324 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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la bagel delight
A selection of bagels, sandwiches & pastries
284 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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fonda
Contemporary Mexican cuisine & cocktails fuel a spirited scene at this popular Park Slope eatery.
434 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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double Windsor
Neighborhood craft beer bar with rotating drafts & hearty fare in a corner, window-wrapped setting.
210 Prospect Park West, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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rose water
This veteran go-to for New American fare with a local-seasonal focus is also known for its brunch.
787 Union St, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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convivium osteria
Upscale Mediterranean taverna featuring a farmhouse-like setting, a garden & a wine cellar.
68 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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brookvin
Local Park Slope wine bar also serving cocktails & a cheese, charcuterie & small-plates menu.
381 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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empellon
162 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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al di la
Northern Italian mainstay with an intimate, old-world-inspired dining room & an attached wine bar.
248 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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giovanni’s Brooklyn eats
Seasonal menus of classic Italian eats star at this warm, cozy restaurant
1657 8th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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dizzy’s
Funky cash-only eatery catering to families & locals with gourmet takes on diner fare.
230 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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Song
Elegant Thai eatery presenting Siamese cuisine in a minimalist, patio-equipped setting.
295 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215
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Naruto ramen
Traditional Japanese ramen noodles & soups, for takeout or slurping at one of its 14 bar seats.
1596 3rd Ave, New York, NY 10128
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5ive Spice Tacos & Banh Mi
Counter-serve option offering pho & tacos with Vietnamese twist in a comfy, relaxed setting.
52 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
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Patsy’s Pizzeria
Local pizzeria chain serving brick-oven pies, pasta & calzones in a relaxed setting since 1933.
450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Honorable mentions. Because they don't quit fit the criteria but...
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fishcheeks
Because I want to grab onto those fish handles for balance
450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Patsy’s Pizzeria
Local pizzeria chain serving brick-oven pies, pasta & calzones in a relaxed setting since 1933.
450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Patsy’s Pizzeria
Local pizzeria chain serving brick-oven pies, pasta & calzones in a relaxed setting since 1933.
450 Dean St, Brooklyn, NY 11217